Everyone's favorite topic, of course.

I have always empathized with Milhouse!

please sarasaurus so lame....duffman or dr. nick all the way

"but i cleaned it with my napkin"

Trust me Bart, it's better to walk in on both your parents instead of just one of them.

Monty Burns, hands down.

"Look at that pig. Stuffing his face with donuts on my time! That's right, keep eating. Little do you know you're drawing ever closer to the poison donut!"

I'm partial to Lenny (and thus Carl of course), Sideshow Bob, Sarcastic Man, and Becky from "It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge"